My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.

(Source: cayde, via asvprock)

kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

(via so-personal)

Timestamp: 1409539906

kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

(via so-personal)

suzysils:

I think I’m going to write a book called “‘Four Hours Is Definitely Enough Sleep’ And Other Lies I Tell Myself”

(via fake-mermaid)

letnoorshine:

volaream:

hoodjab:

A Greek doctor has photographed an extremely rare moment during a birth, showing a baby still encased inside the amniotic sac after it has been removed from the mother’s body.

Because the sac had not been punctured, Dr Tsigris said the baby did not even realise it had been born and behaved as if it was still inside the mother’s womb.

The doctor said there was no risk to the baby as it was still feeding off the placenta and would begin to breathe as soon as the sac was broken.

[Source]

sA

(via bringing0utthedead)

Timestamp: 1409466425

letnoorshine:

volaream:

hoodjab:

A Greek doctor has photographed an extremely rare moment during a birth, showing a baby still encased inside the amniotic sac after it has been removed from the mother’s body.

Because the sac had not been punctured, Dr Tsigris said the baby did not even realise it had been born and behaved as if it was still inside the mother’s womb.

The doctor said there was no risk to the baby as it was still feeding off the placenta and would begin to breathe as soon as the sac was broken.

[Source]

sA

(via bringing0utthedead)

rneerkat:

hey are you a bank because you need to leave me a loan

(via asvprock)

sh-ocking:

zaynhappened:

hatchworthsmoustache:

missjraffe:

cvn-t:

The hottest things I’ve ever been told.

I’m just picturing someone screaming “BONJOUR” at a penis

#SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA#HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS

TITTY CROISSANTS

None of you should ever be having sex

(Source: youngsta-tes, via kardashianjpeg)

Timestamp: 1409463453

sh-ocking:

zaynhappened:

hatchworthsmoustache:

missjraffe:

cvn-t:

The hottest things I’ve ever been told.

I’m just picturing someone screaming “BONJOUR” at a penis

#SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA#HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS

TITTY CROISSANTS

None of you should ever be having sex

(Source: youngsta-tes, via kardashianjpeg)

lemmming:

it was a 2 second video

I had to click it

I had to know what could possibly happen in two short seconds

(Source: ajaxafterdark, via kardashianjpeg)

seri0uslybecca:

i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop

(via kardashianjpeg)

Timestamp: 1409463191

seri0uslybecca:

i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop

(via kardashianjpeg)

breadmaakesyoufat:

i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying

"oh no my potato"

(via bringing0utthedead)

so-personal:

everything personal

(Source: imjust-a-girl)

Timestamp: 1409460397

so-personal:

everything personal

(Source: imjust-a-girl)