thewinksofgod:

chubbyfitnessgirl:

thewinksofgod:

The most important thing on Tumblr…

I’m pretty sure it does mean like no tears like crying! I’m sure the commercials said the same thing! 

Nah the commercials were misleading, you put that shit in your eye and watch lol.

Timestamp: 1409199755

thewinksofgod:

chubbyfitnessgirl:

thewinksofgod:

The most important thing on Tumblr…

I’m pretty sure it does mean like no tears like crying! I’m sure the commercials said the same thing! 

Nah the commercials were misleading, you put that shit in your eye and watch lol.

ruinedchildhood:

"We have some extra food do you want some?"

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"I can’t finish this you want the rest of my food?"

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"You wanna go out to eat, i’ll pay"

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(via co-ver)

"The police can go to downtown Harlem and pick up a kid with a joint in the streets. But they can’t go into the elegant apartments and get a stockbroker who’s sniffing cocaine."

Noam Chomsky

I’ve seen more drugs behind the brick walls of my private college than I have ever even heard of back home in my hood.

(via newwavefeminism)

It’s a known fact that you will find more drugs,especially hard drugs, in the suburbs than in the hood

There are so many drug users & dealers at my job right now it isn’t even funny, & I’m not talking about (just) weed.

(via disrespectfuljezebel)

(Source: thoughtcatalog.com, via thewinksofgod)

ghostlylampion:

zapidos:

My little brother and I were swimming and my dad walked out and said “it’s trash day tomorrow you know what that means” and my brother looked at me dead in the eyes and said “it’s time for you to go.”

same

vnhinged:

MOST OF THE STUFF PEOPLE WORRY ABOUT NEVER HAPPENS

just a reminder

very important^^

tru

(Source: terrysdiary, via yese95)

Timestamp: 1409199548

vnhinged:

MOST OF THE STUFF PEOPLE WORRY ABOUT NEVER HAPPENS

just a reminder

very important^^

tru

(Source: terrysdiary, via yese95)

ghostlylampion:

videogamebf:

spacemoss:

love this feeling

you fuckin love shoving your feet in gross muddy grass? you like that? are you a frog? do you fuck frogs too then? disgusting frog fucker

wow, that escalated hella quick

Timestamp: 1409199536

ghostlylampion:

videogamebf:

spacemoss:

love this feeling

you fuckin love shoving your feet in gross muddy grass? you like that? are you a frog? do you fuck frogs too then? disgusting frog fucker

wow, that escalated hella quick

punkassliam:

Only white people say stuff like “i wish i had friends i could just call up at like 2am and be like “lets chill or go for a walk” and they would do it” bc you know damn well my momma ain’t letting me out

(via yese95)

elimin8theimpossible:

cricsyxo:

divinedorothy:

egotastical:

divinedorothy:

bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

how the fuck do you cheat at jenga

ask a lesbian

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this is never not funny

(via ghostlylampion)

fandomwhore123:

Is that his real face? It looks like he’s wearing one of the masks from the purge

(Source: thedoctorisinravenclaw, via bringing0utthedead)

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fandomwhore123:

Is that his real face? It looks like he’s wearing one of the masks from the purge

(Source: thedoctorisinravenclaw, via bringing0utthedead)

cigarettelxrd:

*passes blunt

(via kardashianjpeg)

bradney:

this is the only status my grandma has posted

(via slapdancing)

Timestamp: 1409160881

bradney:

this is the only status my grandma has posted

(via slapdancing)